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MISCELLANEOUS
Similarities Found Between
Trump Case and 1938
Prosecution of Lucky Luciano

In both trials the defendant said he didn't do anything wrong, the prosecution said he was lying, the judge was called “crooked,” and the jury was advised to “get out of town.”
 
FACTOID
Babies Named Alexa Dropped
From More Than 6,000 in 2015
to 490 Last Year

Babies named Heygoogle dropped to virtually zero.
 
SPORTS
MLB Adds Negro League
Statistics to Official Record Book

Move “would be warmly welcomed” by the late Ty Cobb, say those with absolutely no knowledge of Ty Cobb.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: Vast Majority of
Hollywood Movies Ignore
Issue of Climate Change

Suggests franchises like Fast and Furious consider slower car chases, perhaps switch to hybrids or plug-ins.
FEATURE
Which one of the following has Donald Trump not compared himself to?
   A )  Mother Teresa  
   B )  Al Capone  
   C )  Elvis Presley  
   D )  Winston Churchill  
   E )  Jesus Christ  
   F )  Nelson Mandela  
   G )  The Mona Lisa  
   H )  George Washington  
   I )  Abe Lincoln  
   J )  Ronald Reagan  
   K )  God  
Hint: give Him time and He will.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  California Builds World's
Largest Wildlife Bridge

Critics warn homeless mountain lions will end up sleeping in underpass.

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