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PEOPLE
Trump Says He's Considering an Advisory Role for Elon Musk if He Wins
“Ambassador to Mars,” he jokes to an aide.
Pope Francis Allegedly Tells Group of Priests “Gossip is a Women's Thing”
Adding, “only a nut job would confess their sins to a nun.”
 
POLITICS
More Questions Emerge About Neutrality of Supreme Court
Unearthed video of Justice Gorsuch storming Capitol on Jan 6 raises eyebrows.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Trump Campaign Threatens
to Sue Producers of Movie
The Apprentice

Demands they “burn” the film, or give Trump “50% of gross receipts.”
 
BUSINESS
Dollar Tree Taking Over
All 99 Cents Only Stores

Will rebrand them as 99 Cents+ stores.
TECHNOLOGY
OpenAI's Lapel Pin Can Perform Complex Tasks Humans Can't Even Imagine Doing
In development: a smart tie clip that can do the work of a trillion lapel pins.
Researchers Develop Algorithm
That Detects Sarcasm

“Yeah, Right” app highlights sarcasm in red, adds a rimshot, generates short list of snarky replies.
Cops Test AI Body Cam That “Writes Its Own Police Reports”
Optional upgrade can turn report into screenplay, podcast or mini-series.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Good News: More Americans Use Marijuana Than Drink Alcohol
Bad news: more Americans sniff glue than microdose acid.
Trump Now Says He Won't
Ban Birth Control

And certainly not for “one night stands.”

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