| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 First Official
Portrait of King Charles Surprises Everyone
Always a good sport, he recounts
how he had to sit in a tank filled
with cold borscht for eight hours. |
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Jeffrey Epstein's Little Black
Book to be Auctioned Off
Movie rights will be auctioned off
separately. |
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| LAW |
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Florida to Vote on Legalizing
Marijuana
Groups opposed claim it's a
gateway to abortion. |
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| RELIGION |
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 Pope Holds Press
Conference on Aliens, Supernatural Phenomena
Says Church “welcomes aliens of
all shapes and colors,” thinks
supernatural phenomena “rock.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| In the early 1800s, before humans
began burning fossil fuels, the
average global temperature was
56.3 degrees Fahrenheit. What is
it today? |
| A ) | 56.55
degrees Fahrenheit |
| B ) | 56.95
degrees Fahrenheit |
| C ) | 57.25
degrees Fahrenheit |
| D ) | 58.75
degrees Fahrenheit. |
| Hint: if you're planning on going
back in time to 1820, bring a sweater. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump More
Likely to Be Acquitted After Withering
Cross-Examination of Cohen
But he'll still have to face Melania's
withering cross-examination. |
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