| PEOPLE |
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 RFK Jr Furious
He Got Left Out of Debate
He's been offered a separate
debate, between himself and
his former self. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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First Vinyl, Now Artists
Releasing New Albums on Audio Cassette
Taylor Swift's latest albums also
available on wax cylinders. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Dow Index Tops 40,000
for First Time
CEOs thank public for paying more
for everything. |
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Red Lobster Closes 99 Restaurants
After Disastrous “All-You-Can-Eat
Shrimp” Promotion
Replacing it with “all-you-can-eat
lobster” promotion only made
things worse. |
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Biden Places Hefty Tariffs
on Chinese Imports
Covers everything except takeout
and delivery. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Major Oil Companies
Have Misled Americans About
Threat of Human-Caused
Climate Change Since 1960s
“Everybody was getting high and
getting laid and we didn't want
to bum them out,” they explain. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Report: AI Becoming More
Human-Like in Its Ability
to Lie, Deceive
However, researchers say it will
still be years, and require much
greater processing power, before
it can lie like Trump. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: One-Third of Facilities
Referred by “A Place for Mom”
Cited for Neglect
“That's why we're A Place for Mom,
not The Place for Mom,” says spokesperson. |
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New Health Studies Show
Benefits of Movement,
Olive Oil, Bird Watching
But only when they're combined. |
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