| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 “Storm the
Capitol” Board Game Goes on Sale
“For insurrectionists of all ages!” |
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| LAW |
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Trump's Lawyer: Kavanaugh Will
“Step Up” and Back Trump
“And not just because he owes his lifetime
appointment to him or anything,” she adds. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Poll: More Republicans Side With
Trump, Jan 6 Insurrectionists
Than in 2021
They've given it more thought. |
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| SPORTS |
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 13-Year-Old
Becomes First Person to Defeat Original
Tetris Game
Prodigy says he hopes to one
day work in a shipping warehouse
catching and sorting boxes. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Since 2000, the average U.S.
family health insurance premium
rose by how much? |
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A ) |
10% |
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B ) |
15% |
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C ) |
20% |
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D ) |
270% |
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| Hint: ignore the incessant coughing. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump Shares
Video of Him Being Sent by
God to Save World
“I'm God's retribution, ” he tweets. |
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| BREAKING NEWS |
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Illinois: Trump Refuses to Sign
McCarthy-Era Pledge to Not Overthrow Country
Pledges instead that he won't overthrow
country “if I win.” |
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