| PEOPLE |
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 Report: Mark
Zuckerberg Building Underground
Bunker in Hawaii
And one just like it in metaverse. |
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 NRA's
LaPierre Steps Down
Accused of diverting millions donated
to keep AR-15s, armor-piercing
ammunition legal, and using it to pay
for luxury cruises, designer suits. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Driverless Truck Companies
to Drop Human Copilots
“They talk too much and have to eat,
sleep, and pee,” says trade
group spokesperson. |
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| REAL ESTATE |
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India: White
House Replica Built on Top of Skyscraper
Rumor has it by mistake. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Two Private Companies Plan
Lunar Missions This Year
Acme Rockets, Seven Santini
Brothers Aerospace each will
place landers on moon. |
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 Newly Discovered
Exoplanet Reflects Light Like a Mirror
And you thought disco was dead. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Survey of AI Technologists:
5% Chance AI Causes
Human Extinction
As long as it doesn't get into the wrong hands. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Hydroxychloroquine
May Have Caused 17,000
Deaths During Covid
“Never heard of it,” says Trump. |
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Florida's Surgeon General
Calls for Halt to Covid Vaccines
“If he walks like a quack and talks
like a quack, he's a quack,” say
critics. |
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