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PAGE THREE – DECEMBER 25 - 31, 2023
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THE YEAR IN PICTURES – 2023
 
Biden Assures America He's Ready for Four More Years
“Bring it on,” he growls, confidently.
 
Record Number of Books Banned in '23
Exact number unavailable as Annual Compendium of Banned Books was banned.
 
Study: Chimps Can Remember Faces After Quarter Century
But they're terrible with names.
 
China Building Secretive Base to Test Nukes
Shown: publicity shot of secretive base released to press.
 
 
Mickey Mouse Enters Public Domain
Now we'll all be able to depict Mickey performing lewd acts without getting sued.
 
Trump Mint Now Offering Trump Quarters
Suitable for tipping.
 
Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin Rocket Launch a Success
He points out proudly: “It looks just like my penis.”
 
Factoid: Trump Only Living President Not Descended From Slaveholders
He's trying to make up for it.
AI, Chatbots, Robots Dominate News
Shown: Advanced Robotics's board of directors.

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