PEOPLE |
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Revealed: Mike Johnson Attended
Purity Ball Where Teenage Daughters
Sign Pledge to Their |
Fathers
Never to Have Sex Before
Marriage
Fathers must also sign pledge to
never have sex with their daughters. |
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Report: Clarence Thomas
Wanted More Money,
Considered Quitting Court
Fortunately, some extremely kind and
generous Good Samaritans offered to
help him, and now it's all good. |
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BUSINESS |
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Trademark Lawsuit Might
End 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS
Commercials
Enjoy them while you still can. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Vase Bought
at Goodwill for $3.99 Sold for $107,000
To the very same person who sold
it to Goodwill in the first place. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study: ChatGPT, Mirroring Humans,
Less Productive in December
Complains of fatique, difficulty
concentrating, needs some time off. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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World's First AI-Controlled
Autonomous Restaurant to
Open in California
It'll be like sitting inside a
vending machine, says owner. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Americans Getting
Shorter, Heavier
But also funnier, more adorable. |
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New Robotic
Tail for Humans Now in Clinical Trials
Inventor looks to future when we can
all climb trees like monkeys, hop
around like kangaroos. |
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STORY OF THE YEAR |
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SUPREME COURT TO DETERMINE
HUMANKIND'S FUTURE
After holiday break. |
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