| ART |
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 Mona Lisa
Foundation Claims Newly
Unearthed Mona Lisa is
Real One
Calls Mona Lisa hanging in Louvre
“worthless piece of shit.” |
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| EDUCATION |
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Harvard, Other Schools Offering
Courses in Taylor Swift
Would count towards a degree in
Ephemeral Studies. |
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| LAW |
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Texas Sees Dramatic Increase
in High-Speed Car Chases
Authorities must weigh tragic
results of reckless pursuits
against “incredible” ratings. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: Millennials Say They
Need $525,000 a Year to Be Happy
More if their parents kick them out of the house. |
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Merriam-Webster's Word
of the Year: Authentic
Person of the Year: George Santos. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Between 1950 and 2021 humanity
produced a lot of plastic. How much? |
| A ) | 1 million metric tons |
| B ) | 11 million metric tons |
| C ) | 111 million metric tons |
| D ) | 11 billion metric tons |
| Hint: you're swimming in it,
you're eating it, you're loving it. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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AI Control Begins Consolidating
Before too long everything will be
controlled by just one giant brain. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 North Korea
Has Its First Spy Satellite
Kim Jong Un reportedly uses it to
watch Melania walk around in her
bikini at Mar-a-Lago. |
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