| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Silicon Valley
Buzzing About AI Pin, Device Meant
to Replace Smartphone
Leaked snapshot suggests you'll
soon be able to replace your
smartphone with your own hand. |
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Industrial Robot Crushes Man
to Death in South Korea
“He had it coming,” robot tells HR. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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“Simpsons” Will No Longer
Depict Homer Strangling Bart
Trend could lead to some very severe
editing of old “Tom and
Jerry” cartoons. |
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| LAW |
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Jack Smith: Trump Actually
Believing He Won Changes
Nothing
Only provides additional charge of
“delusional fantasizing.” |
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Mike Johnson Says He and
His Wife In a Covenant
Marriage
That means he'd have to repeatedly
beat the crap out of her over the
course of a year before she can
even think of filing for divorce. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to a recent study,
what percentage of papers published in
medical journals are "made up or
plagiarized?" |
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A ) |
2% |
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B ) |
4% |
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C ) |
6% |
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D ) |
24% |
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| Hint: There's almost a
one in four chance this “recent study”
is made up or plagiarized. |
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| MEDIA |
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Trump Calls for His DC
Trial to Be Televised
Says he's got a dozen sponsors
already lined up. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 UK: Four Charged With
Theft of Gold Toilet
Same gang once tried to steal Marcel
Duchamp's Fountain. |
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