| PEOPLE |
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 George Santos
Backtracks on Holocaust Claims
Admits now he did not perish at Auschwitz. |
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Trump: “I Won All 50 States”
in 2020 Election
“And Guam,” he adds. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Actors End Strike, Go
Back to Work
Many drop trays, stop waiting on tables
in mid-meal. |
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| BUSINESS |
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DoorDash Tells Customers Tipping
Will Speed Delivery
Non-tipping will result in driver's phlegm
in your chicken curry. |
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 Cabbage Patch
Kids to Enter Toy Hall of Fame, But Ken Rejected
Hall of Fame voters find him “an
anachronism” and “freakishly out
of touch.” |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Michelin-Starred Restaurant Closes
Because It's Too Expensive
“It was that or charge reasonable
prices,” says owner. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Rats Have Ability
to Imagine
Explains ancient mystery of why they
abandon sinking ships. |
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| Neanderthal Man From 56,000
Years Ago Depicted in Digitized |
 Image
Both before and after winning a pricey
prehistoric make-over. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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New Speaker of the House
Mike Johnson Says He Uses
App That Monitors Porn
Too much and his phone gets too hot to hold. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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U.S. Plans to Bring Grizzlies
Back to Washington's North
Cascades National Park
“What's camping without grizzlies?”
says a spokesperson. |
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