| ART |
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 TV Painter
Bob Ross's First Painting Sells
for $9.8 Million at Auction
“Rembrandt he ain't,” observes
losing bidder. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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“Noise Cameras” Installed in
Some Manhattan Neighborhoods
Already they've led to arrests of a
steel band, a doo-wop group, and 47
Mister Softee trucks. |
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Amazon Launches First Satellite
Look for free half-hour delivery service from Prime. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: Trump's IRS Audited
Low-Income Families at
Higher Rate Than Wealthy
Recouping hundreds of dollars. |
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| POLL |
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Americans Say Dallas,
Boston Safest Cities
For cowboys, eggheads. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Former President Trump has
used many terms to insult his
adversaries. Which one of the
following has he not used? |
| A ) |
Racist |
| B ) |
Disgrace |
| C ) |
Deranged |
| D ) |
Upstart |
| Hint: it's a seven-letter word. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Report: Trump Divulged Nuclear
Sub Secrets to Mar-a-Lago Guest,
Who Told Others
Now everybody knows a Trident II D5 missile
carries ten independently targeted
475-kiloton warheads; Russian subs
can't detect our subs within 750
meters; and, by entering
“1-X-K-3-4-J-1-1-V” you
can disarm our nuclear arsenal. |
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