| PEOPLE |
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 Former Aide:
Trump Would Throw Food Against
Wall Once or Twice a Week
“More often than any President in
the history of the country,” claims Trump. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Netflix Says It Plans to
Hike Prices Once Actors
Strike Settled
“Someone has to pay for my second
yacht,” explains Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos. |
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| MEDIA |
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University Devises Internet
Addiction Spectrum
From “Slightly Distracted” to
“Moved to Metaverse.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Trump Dropped
From Forbes 400
Fraud trial reveals he has only $1,200
to his name. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Oldest Footprints Ever
Found in North America
Early humans believed to be looking
for their shoes. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Study Concludes Earth “Well
Outside the Safe Operating
Space for Humanity”
And the warranty has expired. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Middle-Aged Adults
Binge Drinking, Smoking
Marijuana at Record Levels
“They're out of control,” complains a millennial. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week we reported that "the
most hated, despised, cringeworthy
politician in Washington" was
still Ted Cruz. Apparently that
has changed, and "the most hated,
despised, cringeworthy politician
in Washington" is now Matt Gaetz.
We apologize for the error. |
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