| TRAVEL |
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Startup Building Plane That
Will Fly From New York to
Paris in 90 Minutes
You could fly to Paris, be served
breakfast by a rude, sneering
waiter, then be back in time for
lunch, only to be insulted by
the counter guy at Katz's. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Microsoft Retracts AI-Written
Article Suggesting People Visit
Food Bank on “Empty Stomach”
“And leave some room for dessert,”
it adds. |
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Judge Rules AI-Generated
Art Cannot Be Copyrighted
AI calls judge “biased,”
“racist,” “deranged,”
will appeal. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: 91% Regret Telling
Houseguests “Make Yourself
at Home”
Further regret saying, “help yourself
to the liquor.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| Donald Trump is free on bail
of $200,000. What is the largest bail amount in history? |
| A ) | $300,000 |
| B ) | $400,000 |
| C ) | $500,000 |
| D ) | $3,000,000,000 |
| Hint: Trump couldn't find enough
small donors. |
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| LAW |
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New York Building World's
Tallest Jail
“The views are stunning,”' says
Eddie Pitnick, serving 30 years for arson
and rape. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump Mugshot
Shoots to Top of Best-Selling Halloween Masks
And it's not even September! |
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