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PEOPLE
Giuliani Booked in Georgia, Mugshot Released
Taken immediately after learning Judge Carlo Gambino III would be presiding over his case.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Fyre Festival 2 Announced by
Former Organizer Upon His
Release From Jail

Tickets available only to people born after first Fyre Festival.
With Strikes Continuing, Disney, Netflix Begin Hiring AI Experts
Looking for that next chatbot with a great script.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Even Millionaires
Feeling Financially Insecure

As more and more Bentleys and Lamborghinis are seen at 99 Cent store parking lots.
Trump “Not a Fan” of Jerome
Powell, Wouldn't Reappoint
Him to Fed

Leaning more toward Sidney Powell.
SCIENCE
Mystery Hunters Converge Again on Loch Ness Looking for Monster
With only a famously debunked photo to guide them.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Breakthrough: Plastic Bottles
Can Be Recycled Into Energy-
Storing Capacitors

Then, once the capacitors have outlived their usefulness, they can be tossed in the ocean, or wherever.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: More Screen Time Linked to Slow Development in Infants
Recommends limiting their screen time to 14 hours a day.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we mistakenly identified the former president of a major democracy who recently lost an election but denied he lost and faces a trial and possible imprisonment in his own country as Donald Trump of the United States. It's actually Jair Bolsonaro of Brazil. We apologize for any confusion.

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