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PEOPLE
George Santos Compares Himself to Rosa Parks
Says he once refused to give up his seat on a bus.
Report: Justice Thomas
Received Even More Gifts
Than Previously Known

Aides claim he hides an arm full of Rolexes under his robes.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Strike: Studios Say They're Suffering, Too
Many top executives line Hollywood Boulevard in makeshift tents, hoping to get through another day.
 
MEDIA
Internet Overrun With AI "Junk"
So much it's now being called the disinformation superhighway.
 
BUSINESS
Major Corporations Shamed
for Not Leaving Russia

There are still over 300 Good Humor trucks operating in Moscow.
SCIENCE
With El Niño Added to
Global Warming, Scientists
Fear We May Be Entering
“Perfect Climate Storm”

Could lead to fundamental changes, like wearing white after Labor Day.
Some Believe Earth Has Entered New, Human-Influenced Anthropocene Epoch
It dates back to when we began dumping our garbage everywhere.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
FDA Approves First Over-The- Counter Birth Control Pill
It will be available soon in drug stores, liquor stores, strip clubs, cheap motels.
Harvard Scientists Claim
They Can Reverse Aging
With Simple Drug Cocktail

Warn that taking too much could lead to losing your right to drink, drive, vote, own a gun, and in some states, get married.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Climate Change Turning Oceans From Blue to Green
Most affected: Broadway lyricists.

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