| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Elon Musk's
Latest Tantrum Goes Viral
Shown: Musk, after composing himself. |
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Apple Says it Will Stop Phones
From Autocorrecting “Fucking”
to “Ducking”
But draws the line at autocorrecting
“Ducking” to “Fucking.” |
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| CRIME |
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Speculation About How Room
With Computer Servers at
Mar-a-Lago Got Flooded
With Pool Water
Trump's lawyers say Trump was
showing off and did a belly-flop. |
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| SPORTS |
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 PGA Merges
With Saudi-Backed LIV Golf
PGA Commissioner Jay Monahan
says Saudi offer arrived with a
signed blank check, and a bone
saw. |
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| In a recent poll of Roku
subscribers, what percentage
said they watch everything
with the subtitles turned on? |
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A ) |
4% |
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B ) |
9% |
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C ) |
13% |
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D ) |
58 % |
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| Hint: must be all those
mumblecore movies. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Self-Driving Cars
Make Traffic Worse
And there's nobody to flip the
bird at. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Drone Study Reveals Sharks
Lurk Near Swimmers, Surfers
97% of Time
Only attack during Shark Week. |
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