| PEOPLE |
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 Mark Meadows Sings
Performs medley of his hits before
mostly appreciative Grand Jury. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Hollywood: Actors Vote
to Authorize Strike
As with writers, they fear endless
stream of avatar-starring vehicles
written by chatbots. |
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Study: Movies That Get Bad
Reviews Do Better Than
Those With Good Reviews
Concludes American filmgoers, in
general, have utterly abysmal taste. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Apple Unveils
Vision Pro, Augmented Reality
Headset for $3499
Turns your dull, flat, uninteresting
world into a phantasmagoria of
lights, sounds, images, film
projections, and – watch out –
you almost hit somebody! |
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| SCIENCE |
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Military Whistleblower
Claims Government Secretly
Studying Alien Craft
“You wouldn't believe the audio
system,” he says. |
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 Mysterious Species
Discovered That Carved Symbols
100,000 Years Before Humans
Cave drawings reclassified as
“postmodern.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Merck Sues Government Over
Negotiating Drug Prices
Claims government isn't allowing
them to get filthy rich at the
expense of sick, poor people. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week, in a story about
NASA's plans for human flights
to Mars, we misidentified this
picture. It is not Mars, but Boston,
or New York. We apologize for the
error. |
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