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POLITICS
Trump to Supporters: “l Will
Be Your Justice”

“Once I get myself out of jail.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
White House Questioned About Biden's Use of Note Cards to Answer Questions
One note card warns him about questions about note cards.
 
LAW
Alito: “Pretty Good Idea” Who Leaked Draft of Roe Decision
Says he has two of five letters in their name.
Trump Rape Trial Begins
in New York With Compelling
Testimony by Plaintiff

Trump's defense: “She was a five, five and a half at best.”
Disney Sues DeSantis, Annuls His Marriage at Disney World
“What about the prenup?” asks Mrs. DeSantis.
FEATURE
The day after Fox News dropped Tucker Carlson it was universally praised by the news media. How did Fox's stock react?
      A )It went up 11%
      B )It went up 15%
      C )It went up 20%
      D )It fell 3%
Hint: look for an even-worse replacement in about two weeks.
 
POLL
DeSantis Leads Biden;
Trump Leads DeSantis;
Biden Leads Trump

In latest M.C. Escher Poll.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Head of Wagner Group Says Mercenaries Have Run Out of Ammunition
Reports surface: Yevgeny “Droopy” Prigozhin (shown) not a happy camper.

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