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PEOPLE
Don Lemon Fired by CNN
Says he'll “make lemonade.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Hollywood Writers Strike Could Have Serious Ramifications
Lack of timely, fresh comedy material every night will deprive public of needed humorous perspective, leading to misunderstandings, conflicts, war.
Steven Spielberg: Don't
Revise Old Films

No one wants to see Bogart sucking on a lollipop.
 
BUSINESS
Prank Call Fools Fed
Chairman Powell

He catches on, but too late to prevent collapse of financial system.
Bluesky, Twitter Alternative, Gains Following
Virtually identical to Twitter, but you can insult Elon Musk.
CRIME
Number of Unsolved Murders
at All-Time High

Same for number of podcasts about unsolved murders.
 
SCIENCE
NASA Finds Way to Extend Life of Voyager 2
Launched in 1977, spacecraft has earned Chuck Berry $1,126,822.44.
 
TECHNOLOGY
China: Chatbots Must
Adhere to Party Line

If they don't they'll be sent to reeducation camps or chop-shops.
Report: Tech Leaders Investing Heavily in Fusion Power Research
First to achieve it could become “master of the universe,” notes one.
 
EDUCATION
Study: 72% of College
Applicants Consider State's
Reproductive Rights Laws

Especially when applying to party schools.

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