| POLITICS |
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 Trump PAC
Runs Ad Showing DeSantis
Eating Pudding With His Fingers
Hopes to dissuade those who use
a spoon from supporting him. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Growing Movement Complains
“Kids Can't Read”
And when they do read, they read banned books. |
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| LAW |
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Man Who Threatened
Merriam-Webster Sentenced
Judge observes “there's no word
to describe” how stupid he is. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Dalai Lama
Apologizes for Asking Boy to
“Suck” His Tongue
Later tells critics to “kiss my ass.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| Former President Trump faces
yet another legal challenge
after failing to meet the
deadline to disclose his
personal financial holdings
to the Federal Election
Commission. What is the
initial penalty for late
disclosure? |
| A ) |
$1,000,000 |
| B ) |
$500,000 |
| C ) |
$250,000 |
| D ) |
$200 |
| Hint: he could skip tipping his
caddie for a week to make this
go away. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls
Fossil Fuels “Amazing,”
Climate Change a “Scam”
You probably don't have to ask her
about evolution. |
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Hollywood Girds for Potential
Writers Strike
Networks, studios feel they have the upper
hand in negotiations because “chatbots
aren't in the union.” |
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