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PEOPLE
Trump Tells Tucker Carlson People Were “Crying” in the Courthouse for Him
“The judge was overcome with grief,” he adds.
South Dakota's Gov. Noem Tells NRA Her 2-Year-Old Granddaughter Has Several Guns
“And she's not afraid to use them.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Fyre Festival II Announced
Promoters hope to attract crowd of young people, too young to remember Fyre Festival I.
 
BUSINESS
Revealed: More Than 90% of Rainforest Carbon Offsets “Worthless”
But Disney, Shell, Gucci get to promote themselves as “carbon neutral,” and isn't corporate self-esteem important?
TECHNOLOGY
Report: AI Threatens
Lawyers, Legal Profession

If it can pass the bar exam it can certainly fight a speeding ticket.
 
SCIENCE
Latest Image of Supermassive Black Hole Could Be Sharpest Yet
Could also be letter “O"” on bar sign three blocks from observatory.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Claim: Numerous Studies Indicate Ice Cream Good for You
However, another claim that birthday cake is good for you raises eyebrows.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we reported that Harvard University renamed its graduate school of arts and sciences in honor of hedge fund billionaire, Republican megadonor, and world's 35th richest person Ken Griffin because “he's such a great guy.” In fact, he's given Harvard half a billion dollars and he's an asshole. We regret the error.

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