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Poll: Trust, Confidence in
Supreme Court Plunges
“I wouldn't trust them to watch
my groceries,” says one respondent. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Los Angeles Blasts Loud
Classical Music in Subways
to Drive Away Homeless
Drives them straight to Hollywood
Bowl, where they prefer Beethoven,
Brahms, “the warhorses,”
says one. |
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| SPORTS |
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Report: Rising Global
Temperatures Will Cause
More Home Runs
Newly-formed Coalition of Concerned Citizens,
made up mostly of pitchers and pitchers'
agents, demands an immediate shift
away from fossil fuels. |
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WWE, UFC Merge
Move could lead to many bad guys being laid off. |
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| The athletes of today are supposedly
bigger, faster, and stronger
than those of yesteryear.
Today's typical baseball
bat weighs 31 to 33 ounces.
Last week a bat used by Babe
Ruth in 1921 was auctioned
off. What does it weigh? |
| A ) | 28 ounces |
| B ) | 31 ounces |
| C ) | 33 ounces |
| D ) | 44.6 ounces |
| Hint: hot dogs, beer, and
whoring around must explain it. |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump May Hire Someone
Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls
“Mentally Unstable”
And not as a compliment. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Florida: DeSantis
Signs Bill Allowing Concealed Carry
Without Permit
Parents can feel safer knowing
Goofy's packing heat. |
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