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PEOPLE
Murdoch Calls Off Engagement
Prenup negotiations stalled pending outcome of $1.6 billion Dominion suit.
Trump Faces 136 Years
in Jail if Convicted on
All 34 Felony Counts

But no one expects a sentence quite that long.
 
MEDIA
“60 Minutes” Slammed for Airing Interview With Marjorie Taylor Greene
Although she did break story about eighty million pedophiles walking among us.
Twitter Reclassifies NPR
as “State-Affiliated Media”

Describes “Viewers Like You” as Communists.
SCIENCE
Study: Europeans Used
Hallucinogenic Drugs
3,000 Years Ago

Even though their parents told them not to.
 
TECHNOLOGY
New Fear: AI to Replace 80% of Human Jobs
What's left will be done by sexbots.
 
ENVIRONMENT
California Goes From Extreme Drought to Extreme Flood Risk
Residents put away rain barrels, take out scuba gear.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Studies Touting Health Benefits of Alcohol “Flawed”
Those conducting them “must have been inebriated or something.”

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