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TECHNOLOGY
3D-Printed Cheesecake Rivals Homemade Variety
And it's as easy as printing a gun.
 
LAW
Supreme Court Hears Case of Jack Daniels vs. Maker of Dog's Chew Toy
After brief questioning, justices seem to lean towards sending case back to People's Court.
 
SPORTS
New Florida Textbook
Mentions Jackie Robinson's
Debut in Major Leagues

In 1947, it recounts, “the Brooklyn Dodgers suddenly got much better after they called up a slick-fielding second baseman named Jackie Robinson from their Montreal farm club.”
FEATURE
With all the debate about climate change, what percentage of scientists agrees humans are causing global warming?
   A )  50%  
   B )  67%  
   C )  75%  
   D )  97%  
Hint: all the scientists who don't agree met for dinner recently.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Finland Once Again Tops
Global Happiness Index

Ratings based solely on emojis.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Florida Principal Fired for Showing Michelangelo's David to 6th Graders
Official reason: “nurturing an interest in art.”

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