| TECHNOLOGY |
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Chinese Tesla Rival Unveils
Electric Flying Car
Making it much easier for mainland
Chinese to visit relatives in Taiwan. |
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| LAW |
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Jan 6 Panel “In Discussions”
With Trump Over His
Testifying Under Oath
Negotiations center mostly on lighting,
camera angles, entrance music. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Cellphone 10 Times
Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat
Note: this is just an average, your cellphone
and toilet seat filth may vary. |
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 First Female
Crash-Test Dummies Unveiled
Unlike their male counterparts, they ask for directions. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In 2020, what percentage of
oil company profits was invested in renewable energy? |
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A ) |
50% |
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B ) |
44% |
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C ) |
38% |
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D ) |
1% |
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| Hint: do dinosaurs count as
renewable? |
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| AUCTIONS |
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First Printing of Constitution
To Be Sold at Auction for
Estimated $30 Million
Would more than double price paid for
Mickey Mantle's rookie card. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Musk to Charge Twitter
Users $8 a Month for Blue
Verification Check Mark
This guarantees that you are a
bonafide, genuine sucker. |
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