| ART |
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 Famous
Mondrian Painting Has Been Hanging Upside
Down for 75 Years
“How anyone didn't notice is
amazing,” says art expert. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Nationwide Test Scores
Plunge to Historic Lows
“Nobody knows nothin',”
according to educators. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Crossword Puzzles Better
Than Video Games at Preventing
Memory Loss
“Could be game changer,” says AARP. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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UN: Global Temps to Rise
4.5 Degrees by 2100
“We're talking short sleeves,”
says one climate scientist. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Urges All Priests, Nuns to
Delete Porn From Their Phones
Particularly one disturbing deepfake of
him and a couple of goats that's
going around. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A majority of Republican candidates
running this year believes the 2020 election
was stolen from Donald Trump by the
Democrats due to widespread fraud. Recently
a group of respected Conservative lawyers
and legal scholars carried out a thorough
review of every claim of fraud in the 2020
election. How many cases of fraud did they
actually find? |
| A ) | 7,101,000 |
| B ) | 500,000 |
| C ) | 11,780 |
| D ) | none |
| Hint: there was a guy who sent in
his dead wife's ballot because he
wanted to vote for, wait for it,
Trump, but it wasn't considered
fraud. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
|
 UK: Rishi
Sunak Named Prime Minister
Becomes first upperclass twit
of foreign descent to hold post. |
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