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ART
Famous Mondrian Painting Has Been Hanging Upside Down for 75 Years
“How anyone didn't notice is amazing,” says art expert.
 
EDUCATION
Nationwide Test Scores
Plunge to Historic Lows

“Nobody knows nothin',” according to educators.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Crossword Puzzles Better Than Video Games at Preventing Memory Loss
“Could be game changer,” says AARP.
 
ENVIRONMENT
UN: Global Temps to Rise
4.5 Degrees by 2100

“We're talking short sleeves,” says one climate scientist.
 
RELIGION
Pope Urges All Priests, Nuns to
Delete Porn From Their Phones

Particularly one disturbing deepfake of him and a couple of goats that's going around.
FEATURE
A majority of Republican candidates running this year believes the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump by the Democrats due to widespread fraud. Recently a group of respected Conservative lawyers and legal scholars carried out a thorough review of every claim of fraud in the 2020 election. How many cases of fraud did they actually find?
   A ) 7,101,000
   B ) 500,000
   C ) 11,780
   D ) none
Hint: there was a guy who sent in his dead wife's ballot because he wanted to vote for, wait for it, Trump, but it wasn't considered fraud.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
UK: Rishi Sunak Named Prime Minister
Becomes first upperclass twit of foreign descent to hold post.

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