| PUBLISHING |
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Prince Harry's
Memoir Set for January Release
“I'll wait for the movie,” says
King Charles. |
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| MEDIA |
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Musk to Establish “Content
Moderation Council” at Twitter
A diverse group of individuals
who get paid by Musk. |
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| BUSINESS |
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ExxonMobil, Chevron Made
Billions Last Quarter
Despite ridiculously high gas prices. |
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Report: Fewer Young People
Seeking Careers in Oil Industry
Would rather look at cellphones,
play videogames, wait for fusion. |
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Meta Deemed Monumental Failure
Insiders report Mark Zuckerberg has
moved permanently to the metaverse. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Source: “Me Too” Movement
May Be Regressing in Hollywood
Reports of trucks unloading couches
at studios raises concerns. |
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| SCIENCE |
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“Butterfly Effect” May Be
Real, Say Researchers
If you see a butterfly, leave it
alone, or “all hell could break loose.” |
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Scientists: “Humanity Unequivocally
Facing a Climate Emergency”
Benefits of saving our species outweigh
the drawbacks, they claim. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Armed Poll
Watchers Frighten, Intimidate Voters
They patiently explain, “nobody wants
to see another stolen election.” |
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| LAW |
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Starting Next Year, Jaywalking
Will No Longer Be a Crime in
California
Most convicted jaywalkers' records
will be expunged, those serving time
could be released. |
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