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TECHNOLOGY
New Jet Suit Can Let You Fly Around Like Iron Man
But when you land, you'll have a lot of explaining to do.
Amazon's “Astro” Home Robot Anticipates Your Every Need
It even senses when you've just about had it with Astro and are planning to bring it to a recycler.
 
SPORTS
MLB: Games Will Be Average
of 25 Minutes Shorter Next Year Using Pitch Clock

“From practically endless to nearly interminable,” says one fan.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: 63% of Doctors
Experienced Burnout Last Year

Ask your doctor if your doctor's right for you.
FEATURE
According to an international team of scientists, how many ants are there on the Earth right now?
A )20 million
B )20 billion
C )20 trillion
D )20 quadrillion
Hint: did somebody say R-A-I-D?
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Survey: Average Wait on Hold for Customer Service 42 Minutes
For some it's faster to fly to Mumbai, speak in person with representative.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  NASA Spacecraft Smashes Into Asteroid
On board, several familiar actors looking for an easy payday.

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