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 Trump Returns to Forbes
400 Ranking of Wealthiest Americans
He still tops ranking of Guiltiest Americans. |
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 Edward Snowden Granted
Russian Citizenship
He's immediately given a rusty rifle, sent to Ukraine. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Congressional Budget Office:
Richest 1% Control More Than
One-Third of All Wealth
And more than two-thirds of the
Senate. |
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 Amazon Unveils
“Halo Rise” Bedside
Device That Tracks
Sleeping Patterns
It knows when you're in your
bed asleep, it knows when you
leave your house, and a hacker
knows the best time to rob you. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Tree in Chile Could Be World's
Oldest at Estimated 5,484 Years
It will be chopped down for more
precise measurement. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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U.S. Task Force: Most Americans
Should Be Checked for Anxiety
If they're not suffering from anxiety
they should be asked, “Why the hell not?” |
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FDA Issues Warning: Don't
Cook Chicken in Nyquil
Unless you want to sleep through dessert. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week, in a story about
the destruction wrought by Hurricane Ian,
we reported that Florida's Gov. Ron DeSantis
opposed any federal aid for his state,
calling it irresponsible. In fact, it was
federal aid for New York and New
Jersey after Hurricane Sandy that
he had opposed. We regret the error. |
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