| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Hot Seller: Timed
Lock Boxes to Fight Smartphone Addiction
They're often purchased with a hammer. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Report: Tesla Self-Driving
Technology Can't Detect Kids in Road
“There are always trade-offs,” tweets Elon Musk. |
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| WEATHER |
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Experts: Catastrophic Megaflood
In California Could Drop
100 Inches of Rain
“We can use it,” says one.
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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Hemingway Look-Alikes
Gather in Key West
They drink, they fish, they groom their beards,
but fewer than one in five has even looked at
a book in the last ten years. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What President made it a felony
punishable by up to five years
in prison to remove and retain
classified documents without
authorization? |
| A ) | President Ulysses S. Grant. |
| B ) | President Franklin D. Roosevelt. |
| C ) | President Rufus T. Firefly. |
| D ) | President Donald J. Trump. |
| Hint: but it was only meant as
a dig at Hillary. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Rainwater No Longer Safe to
Drink Anywhere on Earth
Surgeon General's warning to be
added to weather reports. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 In NY Deposition,
Trump Pleads the Fifth Over 440 Times
“No questions for Mr. Trump,”
says Tony “Lead Pipe” Constantino,
a close adviser. |
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