| PEOPLE |
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 Book: Trump Asked
Generals Why They Couldn't Be “Totally
Loyal” Like Hitler's
Asked Melania why she couldn't be
“more like Eva Braun.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Kayleigh McEnany's Sister
Launches Dating App for
Conservatives
A chance for white, blonde, church-going
women to meet white, bald, basement-dwelling
incels. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Gas Prices Continue to Fall
ExxonMobil asks for $100 billion bailout. |
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Many Election Workers Quit
In Face of Growing Threats
Find less stressful work defusing
bombs. |
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 Domino's Pulls Its Last
Franchises Out of Italy
After seven long years company sold
only one pizza, which was sent back. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Arctic Warming
Up to Four Times Faster Than
Rest of Planet
But take a sweater if you're going,
just in case. |
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First Nuclear Fusion Achieved
in 2021, But Scientists' Attempts
to Replicate It Have Failed
“Would-a, could-a, should-a,”
scoffs National Academy of Science. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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CDC Eases Covid Guidance,
Drops 6-Foot Rule
Maker of “Stand Here” floor stickers
files for Chapter 11. |
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Neuroscientists Confirm Physical
Health Benefits of Silence
Latest research shows loudmouths
wouldn't get a bloody nose if they'd just
shut up. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week, we speculated that the
$2 billion deal Saudi Arabia
gave Jared Kushner's company was
the result of ex-President Trump
giving the Saudis our most
sensitive documents which were
classified as “top secret.” In
fact, the documents were classified
as “Top Secret-SCI.” We
apologize for any confusion. |
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