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TECHNOLOGY
  Battery-Powered Flying Car
Doesn't Require a License

Just a ton of liability insurance.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Biden Administration Launches Heat.gov Website
Offering one-stop information on how hot it is, how hot it's been, and how hot it's going to get.
Fed's Chairman Powell:
No Recession Yet

Although he's taken a second job “to make ends meet.”
 
TRAVEL
Global Lost Luggage Crisis Mounts
Experts fear we are at a tipping point.
 
BREAKING NEWS
China's Threats Grow After
Pelosi Trip to Taiwan

Pelosi fires right back, threatens China with “mother of all bloodbaths.”
FEATURE
The majority of the deadly radioactive waste from nuclear power plants is uranium. What is the half-life of uranium?
A )45 years.
B )450 years.
C )4,500 years.
D )45,000 years.
E )450,000 years.
F )4,500,000 years.
G )45,000,000 years.
H )450,000,000 years.
I )4,500,000,000 years.
Hint: we're talking serious shelf life.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Russia Wants Arms Dealer Viktor Bout in Any Prisoner Swap
U.S. balks, but says it's willing to take back Anna Chapman.

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