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PEOPLE
In Campaign Ad for Daughter, Dick Cheney Calls Trump “Greatest Threat to Our Republic“
“It's no longer me,“ he adds.
 
MEDIA
Study: Cable News Networks Becoming Even More Polarized
Fortunately, viewers can turn off the TV and turn on the radio to listen to reasonable discussions of the issues.
 
BUSINESS
Gas Prices Drop for
50 Days in a Row

At this rate it will be free by Thanksgiving.
Gun Manufacturers Earned Over
$1 Billion in Last Decade From
Sale of AR-15 Style Rifles

Another great American success story.
Tiffany Turning NFTs Into Jewelry
A fungible token of your affection.
CONSUMER NEWS
Customers Outraged After Cracker Barrel Adds Plant-Based Sausage to Menu
“Next thing you know they'll end slavery,” says one.
 
SCIENCE
Fossil Find Gives New Life to Loch Ness Monster Believers
If they can just come up with one more grainy photo to convince the skeptics.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Smartphone App Checks Meat for Cancer-Causing Chemicals
Promises you'll be the life of the next barbecue.
Study: Eating Ice Cream, Hot
Dogs, Ultraprocessed Food
Linked to Cognitive Decline

Group that ate nothing but ice cream and hot dogs for two years scored much lower than control group that consumed healthy diet.

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