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MEDIA
Computer-Generated Artificially Intelligent Influencers Flood Social Media
After work they gather at a bar in cyberspace and swap stories.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Apple Adds “Unsend” Feature
To iPhones

Removes "unbuy" feature from purchase agreement.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Research Finds a Handful of
People Owned Almost All of
Bitcoin for a Brief Time

Not unlike just about everything else.
 
POLL
83% Say They Wouldn't Tell Relatives if They Won Lottery Jackpot
And 75% wouldn't even mention a $10 Scratcher win.
 
SPORTS
Forbes: Tiger Woods Joins Michael Jordan, LeBron James as Billionaires
Status gives them special discounts on airfares, hotels, rental cars.
FEATURE
According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks domestic extremist groups, The Proud Boys had 43 chapters in 2020. How many Proud Boys chapters are there today?
   A )  33  
   B )  23  
   C )  13  
   D )  172  
Hint: they're more popular, and yet you never see them at a Pride Parade.
 
TRENDS
“Great Resignation” Continues
Companies forced to replace missing workers with cardboard cutouts.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
New Black Hole Optical Illusion Has World Buzzing
It was created by the makers of Bufferin.

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