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PAGE THREE – APR 25 - MAY 1, 2022
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TECHNOLOGY
  Study: Traffic Accident Statistics On Signs May Actually Cause
More Accidents

Many states switching to vocabulary word of the day.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
6 in 10 Singles Say They're
Looking for a Relationship
Upgrade

Remaining four in ten say they think they're about to get dumped.
 
EDUCATION
Florida Officials Reject 41%
of Math Textbooks

Approve remaining 79%.
 
SPORTS
Pandemic, Crazy Parents
Has Caused Severe Referee
Shortage in Youth Sports

As a result, children forced to play on their own, deprived of supervision, guidance, criticism, disapproval from their elders.
FEATURE
What percentage of all plastic waste has been recycled?
   A )  90%  
   B )  80%  
   C )  70%  
   D )  9%  
Hint: please dispose of the planet properly.
 
FOOD NEWS
Study: Many Benefits to Eating Broccoli
Findings suppressed since first Bush administration.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Report: Public Art Decreases
Traffic Accidents by 17%

So grab a spray can and do your civic part.

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