Ironic Times

page one
PAGE THREE – APRIL 11 - 17, 2022
page two

CONSUMER NEWS
Metaverse Chipotle Opens in Cyberspace
There have already been three reports of virtual food poisoning.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Earliest Known Computer Surfaces, Built in 178 BC
Took three days to boot up, sold just one, as a doorstop.
 
POLL
7 in 10 People Consider Their
Dog Their Best Friend

Only three in ten dogs feel same about them.
 
MEDIA
Meta Plans “Zuck Bucks” Virtual Coins for Facebook, Instagram Users
Designed to make conversion of real currency to virtual currency “effortless.”
FEATURE
According to The World Health Organization, what percentage of humanity breathes unhealthful air?
   A )  9%  
   B )  19%  
   C )  29%  
   D )  99%  
Hint: maybe the air is better on Mars.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Most Americans Can't Name
All Four of Their Grandparents

And yet they call them from Indonesia asking for $1,734.57 to get them out of jail.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
New York: World's Skinniest Luxury Skyscraper Opens to Its First Residents
World's skinniest billionaires.

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
 © Copyright 2022 Ironic Times