| PEOPLE |
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 Elon Musk, World's
Richest Man, Becomes Twitter's
Largest Shareholder
“Because it is there,” he explains. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Will Smith Banned From
Oscars for 10 Years
Or as long as the Oscars are relevant,
whichever comes first. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Study: Millionaires More
Outgoing, Emotionally Stable
And pay plenty of people to keep them that way. |
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Amazon Warehouse Workers
Vote to Unionize
Hope to get another bathroom break
every other day. |
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 New Line of Clothing for
Avatars in Metaverse Unveiled
Human rights activists claim it's
created in sweatshops by young
children writing code. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Scientist Claims
Mushrooms Communicate With
Each Other Using Up to 50 “Words”
Says he overheard one say to another,
“There's a fungus among us.” |
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Study: Those Who
Question Evolution More
Likely to Be Racist
They don't care where they're from,
only where you're from. |
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Bezos, Amazon to Help Fund
Private Space Hotel Catering
to Wealthy Vacationers
Hint: leave the kids at home. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Pandemic Blamed for Lowest
Population Growth in
Country's History
Experts determine it's next to impossible
to procreate six feet apart. |
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