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TECHNOLOGY
Navy's Feedback Device Could Stop People From Talking
First field test at next Army-Navy football game.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Most Pet Owners Prefer
Telling Deepest Secrets to
Their Pets Than to Other People

Like when they once peed on their mother-in-law's leg.
 
EDUCATION
Study: Majority of Americans
Now “Accept” Evolution

But all of a sudden apes aren't so sure.
 
SPORTS
Survey: Majority Finds Notre Dame Leprechaun Mascot Offensive
Contentious issue has Fighting Irish fighting among themselves.
FEATURE
If 51% of California voters choose to recall Gov. Newsom, what percentage would one of the 46 competing candidates need to replace him?
A ) 52%
B ) 50%
C ) 49.9%
D ) Just a simple plurality.
Hint: Governor Angelyne, anyone?
 
RELIGION
Harvard Names an Atheist as Chaplain
Puts a creationist in charge of paleontology.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Survey: 56% of Americans Admit Reading a Book During Summer to Look Smarter
And eating some fruit to look thinner.

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