| PEOPLE |
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 Rudy Giuliani
Claims He's More Lucid Than
“90% of the Population”
“Up until Happy Hour,” he adds. |
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| MEDIA |
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Fox News Anchor Asks if Pfizer
Approval “Rushed,” Another
Wonders “What Took So Long?”
And a third ponders if “it's time
to impeach Biden.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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To Coax Workers Back,
Companies Offer Perks
Dangle bathroom breaks, maternity
leave, other previously unheard
of benefits. |
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CVS, Walgreens Expand Services
to Include In-Store Personal Therapy
But note: Walgreens has only Freudian
psychoanalysts, while CVS is strictly Jungian. |
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 Pfizer Marketing
Newly Approved Vaccine as
“Comirnaty”
Ask for it by name. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Researchers: Primitive
Humans Shared Ideas and
Cultures 400,000 Years Ago
“I'll teach you how to start a
fire if you'll show me how that
round thing works.” |
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Experiment Involving Ants
Sent to Space Station
Astronauts will test what effect
ants have on a zero-gravity picnic. |
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 Tiny Human
Brain Grown in Lab
But researchers note we're “many years
away” from growing a race of
superhumans. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study Confirms Drinking 8 Glasses
of Water a Day Key to Good Health
Mainly due to exercise from all those
extra trips to the bathroom. |
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Study: One Hot Dog Takes 36
Minutes Off Your Life; PB&J
Sandwich Restores 33
A hot dog with peanut butter and
jelly: no data. |
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