| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 More Confederate
Statues Removed
“There will be consequences,” say
pigeon breeders. |
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UFO Report Describes Ship
Resembling a “Tic Tac”
Tic Tac denies having any craft
operating in that airspace at
the time. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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 Book: Trump Told
John Kelly Hitler “Did a Lot
of Good Things”
“And Eva Braun was a ten.” |
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| EDUCATION |
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Study: Handwriting Leads to
Faster Learning Than Typing
or Watching Videos
Write that on the blackboard five
hundred times and see if you don't
remember it. |
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| SPORTS |
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Experts: Marijuana Does Not
Enhance Athletic Performance
Unless you really suck. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is the estimated
combined wealth of the top business
leaders gathered at this year's
Sun Valley Conference? |
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A ) |
$7 billion |
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B ) |
$17 billion |
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C ) |
$27 billion |
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D ) |
$700 billion |
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| Hint: we'd have a better idea if
they paid their taxes. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Stat: There Will Be 21 Million
Self-Driving Cars by 2030
And there will be no humans in
Fast and Furious 14. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Another One of
Babe Ruth's Records Broken
Joey Chestnut eats 76 hot dogs in ten minutes. |
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