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PEOPLE
Jeff Bezos Becomes World's Wealthiest Man With Record $211 Billion
“I save on haircuts,” he jokes.
 
MEDIA
Fox to Launch Own
Weather Channel

The Fox Fair Weather Channel will not cover storms, other extreme climate events.
 
BUSINESS
Jeff Bezos Hands Over
Reins at Amazon

(Full disclosure: Amazon owns everything.)
Iceland: Four-Day Work Week Experiment a Success
While in Japan, six-day work week experiment fails.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Report: “Natural Flavors”
Listed on Labels Rarely Are

But sounds better than “genetically mutated chemical compounds.”
ADVERTISING
Advertisers Turn to “Dream Incubation” to Boost Sales
Hope to get millions dreaming about Flo bundling their insurance.
 
SCIENCE
Russian Scientists Clone
Cow That Produces
Lactose-Free Milk

Next: modifying its diet to produce lactose-free chocolate milk.
Project Finds Fourteen
Living Descendants of
Leonardo Da Vinci

They all possess his artistic genius but can't find work and live out of their cars.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Questions Raised About
Benefit of 10,000 Steps a Day

Public advised to stop walking, sit down, wait for updates.
Book: Caffeine Puts Us All in Perpetual “Altered State”
A state where we're always getting coffee.

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