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TECHNOLOGY
Robot Dog Outfitted With Semi-Automatic Rifle
That was two weeks ago and it's still at large.
 
MEDIA
Study: Facebook, Instagram
Users Fueled by “Likes” Similar
to “Lab Rats Seeking Food”

Think of affirmation as a small piece of cheddar.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Average Person Drives Around
For 9 Days With “Check
Engine” Light On Before
Taking Car in for Service

Above average person immediately takes car to guy who can shut off annoying light.
 
LAW
High Court Rejects Trump's
Request to Keep His Tax
Returns From Prosecutors

Good news for Trump: Alcatraz, where they sent Al Capone for tax evasion, no longer houses prisoners.
FEATURE
What percentage of Trump supporters believes the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol was by members of antifa and leftwing groups?
   A )  8%  
   B )  18%  
   C )  28%  
   D )  58%  
Hint: one guy may have had his MAGA hat on backwards.
 
SPORTS
Tokyo Olympic Organizers: “No Cheering” for Torch Relay
A nod of approval will be sufficient.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Hasbro Gives Mr. Potato Head Gender-Neutral Name: He's Now Potato Head
Will no longer include plastic mustache or penis.

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