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MISCELLANEOUS
Doomsday Clock Remains at 100 Seconds Before Midnight
Briefly flew ahead to 12:01 on Jan. 6, then returned to current setting.
Speculation Builds About Trump Presidential Library
One design places it inside mammoth gift shop.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Hacker Publishes Private Info
of 2 Million Dating App Users

About 58 look like they're worth dating.
 
LEISURE
Members Quitting Mar-a-Lago
After Trump's Loss

Join Scranton Athletic Club, where Biden belongs.
 
SPORTS
No One Elected to Baseball Hall of Fame
Curt Schilling cries fraud, blames Dominion voting machines, calls for recount.
FEATURE
What was the total spent on the 2020 campaigns for president, the Senate, and the House?
   A )  $800 million  
   B )  $1.4 billion  
   C )  $2.4 billion  
   D )  $14 billion  
Hint: too much money in politics, ya think?
 
CURRENCY
Biden Administration Revives Effort to Put Harriet Tubman on $20 Bill
Trump administration wanted Art Linkletter.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Paris: In Lockdown, Mona
Lisa Goes Unappreciated

Her enigmatic smile has become an unambiguous smirk.

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