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 Insurrectionist Who
Wore Horns and Fur Pelts in
Capitol Wants to Testify in
Trump's Senate Trial
As a character witness. |
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| MEDIA |
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Fox News Denies Hiring Former
Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany
Talks break down after they learn she's
not a natural blonde, a company requirement. |
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| BUSINESS |
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GM to Phase Out Gas-Powered
Vehicles by 2035
Will phase out electric vehicles
by 2065, plasma-powered vehicles
by 2090, vehicles by 2115. |
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| FASHION |
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 Paris Fashion
Week Provides Preview of What
We'll Wear This Fall
Expect men to sacrifice comfort for style. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Newly Discovered Fossils Reveal
Tiny Size of Baby Tyrannosaurs
So cute as pets, but what a headache
when they grow up. |
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 Book: Astronomer
Speculates Earth Visited
by Cigar-Shaped Object in 2017
Critics: sometimes a cigar-shaped
object is just a cigar-shaped object. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Scientists: Giant Rats Could be
Trained to Sniff Out Covid
Wanted: 30,000 volunteers for
“quick-result” Covid test. |
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Birx: Trump Given “Parallel
Data” on Covid-19
Basically, her graphs turned upside
down |
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Study: Average Human Fatter
Than an Elephant
Also dumber, less compassionate, and
can't remember what they had for
breakfast. |
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