| POLITICS |
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 Trump Uses
Poor Facsimile in Video to
Suggest He Won Nobel Prize
Not shown: his papier mâché Pulitzer
Prize, aluminum Heisman Trophy. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Conservative Politicians
Better Looking Than Liberals
Based on hundreds of mugshots. |
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Study: Couples Who Meet
Through Online Dating Apps
More Likely to Stay Together
Especially with threat of revenge porn
should things go south. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 People Sharing
Photoshopped Images of Trump
Here's one photoshopped to make
him look thinner (left). |
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| FEATURE |
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| Who won the presidential election? |
| A ) |
Joe Biden |
| B ) |
Donald Trump |
| Hint: this is based on the
Electoral College, not Rudy Giuliani. |
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| LAW |
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Girl Scouts Sue Boy Scouts
For Allowing Girls
Also sues Cub Scouts for “being
annoying.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Congress Legalizes Smokey
Bear Impersonations in $2.3 Trillion
Spending Bill
Provides $400 million for bear suits. |
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