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PEOPLE
Trump Named “Most Admired Man” in Latest Gallup Poll
Barely beats out Jeffrey Toobin.
Ted Cruz, Whose Wife Trump Insulted and Whose Father Trump Linked to JFK Assassination, Backs Trump Attempt to Overturn Election
And says Trump might be right about his father.
 
MEDIA
Cable News Networks Fear
Post-Trump Future

And return to stories about blondes reported missing while on vacation in Bermuda.
 
BUSINESS
Survey: 56 New Billionaires
Since Pandemic Began

Fifty-six new presidential hopefuls.
Lawsuit Filed Against King's Hawaiian Dinner Rolls Because They're Not Made in Hawaii
Suit claims they're made in Kenya.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Vaccine Distribution Problems
Exacerbated by Line-Jumping
Rich People

Many of Trump's friends asking for shot along with their pardon.
Study: Young Adults Who
Spend More Than 5 Hours
Daily on Social Media Much
More Likely to be Depressed

And don't even go near one who's on it more than ten hours daily.
Study Finds Insomnia Can Be Treated With Placebos
Ask your imaginary doctor if placebos are right for you.
New Government Dietary
Guidelines Ignore Advice
From Scientists, Dieticians

Instead, recommends increased consumption of red meat, chocolate cake, Diet Coke.
 
SCIENCE
Newly Unearthed Pompeii Snack Stand Still Has Bits of Old Food
One tiny piece identified as a lime Jujube.

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