| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Elon Musk
Unveils Teslaquila
“The tequila to have when you're
flying to Mars in a red convertible,
wearing hot pants, armed with a
flamethrower.” |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Cicadas Return in 2020
After 17-Year Cycle
And for the first time in recorded history,
they're welcomed. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Most Americans Don't
Experience “Financial Awakening”
Until They're 33
That's when mom and dad say “we're
going to start charging you rent.” |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Trump Victory
Party Finally Breaks Up
Last celebrants head for home. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In a recent
survey, what percentage of Democrats
do Republicans believe are LGBTQ? |
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A ) |
5% |
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B ) |
10% |
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C ) |
15% |
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D ) |
33 1/3% |
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| Hint: it seems a third
of them “dress funny.” |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Says He Supports
Same-Sex Civil Unions
So, if devout Catholic Justices
Thomas and Alito want to live
together and be considered a
legal union, they can. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump Plays
Golf After Losing Election
Finds it difficult getting a foursome. |
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