| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Research
Reveals Smart Vacuum's Camera
Can be Hacked
Hackers poised to watch live stream
of dust bunnies, potato chips, missing
socks. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Your Brain Recognizes
Familiar Music in One-Tenth
of a Second
But it takes three-tenths of a second
to change the station. |
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Scientists: Girls Beginning
Puberty Year Earlier Than
in 1970s
Sweet Fifteen the new Sweet Sixteen. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: Betsy deVos Approved
Accreditation of College With
No Facilities, Faculty or Students
It didn't even have a football team. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Some Climate Change
Deniers Now Say It's Happening,
And It's a Good Thing
A growing number have decided to
become nudists. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Why did the Trump Administration
fire the U.S. pandemic response
team in 2018? |
| A ) | They were too pessimistic. |
| B ) | No pandemic response
team, no pandemic. |
| C ) | It was filled with
Never Trumpers, Deep State traitors. |
| D ) | To save money. |
| Hint: extra security for Don
Jr's hunting trips must be paid for. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Tells Catholics: for
Lent, Give Up Trolling
And ease up on the pedophilia. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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President Welcomes Black Leaders to
White House for Black History Month
Offers some of them jobs at Mar-a-Lago. |
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