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TECHNOLOGY
New Trend: Digital-Only Clothing You Buy to Be Photoshopped Over Your Online Picture
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a slob.
World's Fastest Car Hits 628 MPH
Before a cop spots it and the joyride ends.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Most People Still Too
Disgusted by Recycled Waste
Water to Drink It

But if it had an exotic name and came in an expensive bottle they might be persuaded.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Trump Speaks Off the Cuff to Reporters
“I want nothing, I want nothing, I want no quid pro quo,” he ad libs.
FEATURE
Which analogy best matches the relationship expressed by
 Donald Trump : Lindsey Graham
A )Richard Nixon: Howard Baker
B )Richard Nixon : John Dean
C )Paul Winchell : Jerry Mahoney
Hint: somebody's lips aren't moving.
 
LIFESTYLE
Survey: More Americans
Eating Less Meat, Opting for
Plant-Based Options Instead

Meat and potato men now identify themselves as potato men.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Scientists Have Dis- covered a Place in Ethiopia Where Life Can't Exist
But after seeing picture of it, everyone wants to move there.

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